Ngilangin stress, ah

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Because there is no future in it.
Teacher: ?!?!?!
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Father: Why did you fail your Math test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8. And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon : No, teacher. It's the same dog!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it's impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
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A teacher was asking her class, "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?"
Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when you do something the law doesn't allow and 'illigal' is a sick eagle."
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did you get, son?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do you mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level."
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*** hahahahahaha ....