Scene 1:
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria : Here it is
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class : Maria.
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Scene 2:
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John : You told me to do it without using tables.
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Scene 3:
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Glenn : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Scene 4:
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday, you said it's H to O.
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Scene 5:
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie : Me!
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Scene 6:
Teacher: Fred, why do you always get so dirty?
Fred : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Scene 7:
Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
Millie : I is ...
Teacher: No, Millie ... Always say, "I am"
Millie : All right ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Thanks uncle Rob...
