Couples

Boy : May I hold your hand?
Girl : No, thanks. It isn't heavy.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Girl : Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boy : You love me...
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes, dear...
Girl : Then ... would you die for me?
Boy : No, dear ... mine is undying love.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Girl : If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?
Boy : Sure, what's your phone number?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Girl : Darling, I want to dance like this forever?
Boy : Don't you ever wanna improve?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Boy : I love you and I could die for you.
Girl : How soon?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Boy : I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl : Yes, but would you stay there?!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Woman : You remind me of the sea.
Man : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Woman : No, because you make me sick!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Mary : John says I'm pretty, but Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Girl : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple in this world.
-----------------------------------------------------------------